The classic "paper breathalyzer", now for iOS!
Are you drunk? Simply circle Yes, No, or Maybe, and the app will make a wild guess! (See Disclaimer below)
The app will also take a very candid snapshot of the screen -and you!- at the critical moment. Great for sharing, or trying to forget it ever happened.
( Note that snapshots are not saved within the app, although you may tap and add them to your Photos library. )
Have fun and please drink responsibly.
DISCLAIMER: This app is provided for entertainment purposes ONLY. It cant tell if youre actually drunk. Do not use in place of real alcohol/sobriety tests.